Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017

Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.

DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!

by afenda December 21, 2017

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005