Crispy Kobe 

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

Crispy Kobe by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Crispy Salad 

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

Crispy Salad by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy Critter 

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

Crispy Critter by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

Crispy Snack 

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

Crispy Snack by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

crispy mom 

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

crispy mom by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

crispy strips 

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

crispy strips by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

crispy flower mascots by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023