computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

by Mrylou July 31, 2016

Computer music

Music that is made by a computer completely. Not modified by a computer (which would include most music) but rather an original creation made on a computer. Primarily refers to "electronic" or "rave" music.

I hate computer music, too much womp womp.

by DominiqueFrancon June 27, 2016

computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016

Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Computer Show

Computer Show™ was a web show starring Mars Argo and Titanic Sinclair. They were directed by Tony katai, Titanic's friend. The show itself lasted from 2009 to 2014, but then it suddenly stopped, due to Mars and Titanic breaking up. Since then, they were deleted from Mars' and Titanic's YouTube channel, but there are tons of re-uploads.

~ Man, i really miss old Computer Show™ days...

- Same. I loved seeing Mars and Titanic do random stuff :(

by Ma neme a jeff May 5, 2018

Compatriarch

Fellow member of the patriarchy.

"Greetings fellow compatriarch, how fares the oppression of the feminist world today?"

by Tarrimaster March 2, 2018

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018