Groß commission

Taking a massive shit, blocking the toilet.

I’ve taken a groß commission, and I’ve had to call a plumber

by BigGiraffe February 21, 2026

college commie

An individual, often a Western university student, who expresses sympathies towards communist ideologies, regimes, and leaders, and dismisses the atrocities they committed under such dictatorships. This term connotes an endorsement of violent revolutionary tactics, totalitarian governance, social oppression, and censorship, including its policies associated with historical communist countries. It also implies a tendency to deflect responsibility for these beliefs onto external political regimes when challenged and by becoming hostile, delusional, and aggressive.

This new student is one of those college commie types who defended these regimes and atrocities by blaming the people and not the leaders.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 31, 2025

The Charbonneau Commission

(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2017

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

Yarv stepmommie a commie

A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.

"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"

"Friend: ur mom gay
You: your'e dad lesbian
Friend: your granny tranny
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."

by Zenyattatron May 11, 2018

Anti Cunt Commission

We are the future we must cleanse every man on this planet and be rid of this disgusting nature. We Hate Pussy! We Hate Twat! We Hate Cunt!

I haven’t smashed up a love tunnel in months you think I can apply for the Anti Cunt Commission?

by HESKEY97 June 26, 2021