Clarkson university

An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.

“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school

“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”

by Dirty dan 69420 January 5, 2019

Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny

Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!

by Carson90 January 10, 2019

Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

Jeremy Clarkson

A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles

That pompous nob on top gear

by James Steele February 7, 2005