Cooked ice

Kim Kardashians stepmom

Ohh did you see Kim K’s cooked ice?

by Dave_the_plumber March 26, 2021

Cooked

Used to describe items that are worn out and unusable.

It's time for me to buy a new pair of sneakers because my present sneakers are cooked.

My computer is cooked, since the screen stop working.

by TobeMac April 28, 2021

Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage

Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.

by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021

Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

by BadBob816 September 28, 2021

Chorked

The mood you get in when you want to go crazy and aggressively hump something or someone.

Boy: I can’t wait to go say hi to our dog, Porkchop!
Mom: No! Don’t go! He’s all chorked up.

by Meatballlover32 August 23, 2021