While alone fuiriosly masterbating at the family computer when an unexpected sound emerges from another room, you slowly and very quietly verify that the wife is not present.
"I was beating my meat like a rabid beast in heat. Then I heard a sound in the kitchen. It scared me to death. I did a wife check and it turns out it was just the cat. I resumed my activity while the cat watched me with eyes of shame."
by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014
Damn warren buffet is checking a bag
by mr. b January 02, 2014
Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
by AdamskiAnnihilation August 06, 2009
An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
by AhoyAhoy! August 06, 2009
We asked the teacher if we could use mathematical tools, she said you have a "blank check".
Dad said that I would have a "blank check" on his car once I graduate.
Dad said that I would have a "blank check" on his car once I graduate.
by Tahahaha7 January 28, 2019
another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 14, 2008
(Girl pulls up in drive thru). "Hey John, check the ice." (John walks over to window and looks at girl, and agrees). "Hell yeah check the ice".
by Mighty Taco worker December 15, 2008