Charlitis

A noun describing a tragic chronic condition, typically affecting older individuals, characterised by the compulsive overuse of ellipses... often to imply signifigance... mystery... or mild disapproval... without ever quite finishing the thought...

Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...

Seem like they have a case of charlitis... so interesting...

Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...

by RJRellik January 4, 2026

involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor

John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.

by homies.house June 14, 2011

Snake-charming

When a group of women (or men) made crude, sexual remarks or gestures towards a man; the opposite of cat call

"Holy shit you guys, I just went out for a bit when a gaggle of bitches started snake-charming me. One chick was all about bending my ass over a barrel."

by secretclean September 30, 2015

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Prince Charming

The most loyal boyfriend to the craziest addict out there, the one who stays with her throughout the storm and never gives up no matter how many d*cks she sucked..

"He was my Prince Charming who always rescued me from the drug house when I had too much.."

by rjandshell November 4, 2018

Prince Charming(Youtuber)

A really funny youtuber.He has over 900,000 subs,and has glasses.He post's gaming content,reactions to sml,and etc

Prince Charming(Youtuber)playing minecraft story mode 2:”Petra!You mean nothing to me!”
Also prince:Trying to make a diss on her.
Me:Laughing my ass off.

by I really don’t know why,but ok December 16, 2021