A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
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A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.
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Get the Calm your paperclip mug.An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.
Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!
Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler
Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler
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Get the i'll calm your farm mug.After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
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