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JFK single bullet theory 

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"
JFK single bullet theory by Shlicky September 15, 2006

Rusty (Bullet hole) 

Jesus, my rusty itches something rotten!

Magic Bullet 

The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.
Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)
Magic Bullet by TomSelleck42 May 30, 2011

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.
The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet
silver bullet by Jake April 2, 2005

Texas Bullet 

Orinated from Texas, term used for blowing your load in someones mouth.
Last night i gave that hooker a Texas Bullet
Texas Bullet by eric barton April 20, 2005

ass bullet 

The slang term used in a medical environment for suppositories.
The young man had a fever so the strapping male nurse gave him an ass bullet
ass bullet by Petch October 6, 2006