Box Buffer

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.

“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”

by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Roundy Buffet

An un-natural sex act involving hand jobs and a random group of Amish men

Ramee pulled an all night roundy buffet on those dudes

by darth_azul June 8, 2021

beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.

tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!

by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022

Kugane Buffet

Getting pile-drived by three Far Easten Roegadyn in a brothel.

Yeah man, you should have seen Scarlett at the Kugane Buffet a few bells ago.

by Thedominicanastronaut October 13, 2023

New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008