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Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
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Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.
"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."
by Adam A. April 21, 2006
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buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.
Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.
by dadafari January 17, 2010
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Baffle bomb

Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.
I just dropped a massive baffle bomb on those guys, they had no idea what was going on.
by II Contrast II December 2, 2010
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bauffable

one who is worthy of a sexytime session.
Elyse: "girl. . . look at him! He is so fucking bauffable!"
by Wakcyaddie July 16, 2011
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BCAFF

A person that is your "relative" long distance wise and you refer to them as your cousin.
Best
Cousin
And
Friend
Forever
"See that girl over there? YUP, she's my BCAFF." :)
by Lyssard October 4, 2011
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Buff-deluxe

A term used to describe blonde Beckenham girls who can often be found living on the other side of the world, usually in cosmopolitan cities such as Sydney where they seek a year-round sun tan.

Buff deluxe usually means someone has REEM hair - always blonde, a REEM tan - normally fake and REEM living quarters - usually by a beach ;)
Did you see Jo and Lottie out the other night? They are Buff-deluxe
by shesaidwhat October 20, 2011
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