Brocedes

The iconic ship name for 7 time WDC Lewis Hamilton and WDC Nico Rosberg

Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.

This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.

Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore

Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him

Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?

Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy

by not-my-name June 5, 2023

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dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

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Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

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