breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

Finnish Breakfast

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does

Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast

by Shitmaster69 December 23, 2020

Breakfast Drink

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.

Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy

by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012

Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018