blatching

bitching about everything because you are black.

thinking the white man took your job because he his white, instead of being that he is more educated and knows how to dress for a job interview, or someone walking alone at night looks over their sholder, going towards thier car, and you think because you are black, instead of the fact that you are 3 feet taller 60 pounds heavier than them,and she would be afraid regardless what race you were.

when black people think or say "it's only because i'm black"... they are blatching

by SomedudeIknew March 1, 2014

Blatantly obvious

(Даже ежу понятно in Russian): something so obvious a hedgehog can literally understand what needs to be done.

Isn't it blatantly obvious that the Biden Administration is doing incompetent damage control when it comes to Jen Psaki's backpedalling?

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021

Bloach

Blown out (bloached out), blunt roach, lowest THC containing marajuana

Yeah all I can get is that bloach so u should come back next week
Pass that bloach, son!
Yeah that bitch I got with was bloached out...I couldn't even feel the sides!

by slimPickensse0 June 14, 2010

bloatware

An excuse for preffering one operating system over another because one cannot find another legitimate excuse to hate on another operating system. the term means "pre-installed companion software" but for some that just means less space on their hard drive and they would rather install the "bloatware" themselves.
Thanks to a lot of tech geek fanboys this word has become one of the biggest examples of semantic satiation in the tech industry. It's been used so much it has become utterly meaningless.

The "what's the best OS of Linux?" debate has been going on for decades now...
Geek 1: I like Debian, but I like Ubuntu more.
Geek 2: Aren't they essentially the same OS?
Geek 1: Yes, Ubuntu is derived from Debian...
Geek 3: I prefer Debian because Ubuntu has too much bloatware.
Geek 1: ......

by thatcrazyguyoverthere March 18, 2014

Blat

A horrific looking vagina, particularly one that looks as though an explosion has happened within.

I was about to go down on this chick until I saw her blat.

Beware the blat!

by IcarusKraven April 21, 2013

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 7, 2004

blat

A term originally used when playing hacky sack, or footbag. It occurs when one player deliberatly powers the hacky at another player in the hope that they will lose control.

*The hacky hits Jon in the balls*
"Hahaha, that was a sick blat!"

by Nialbm June 25, 2006