Mexican Blanket

When someone gives a man a handjob and then wipes the cum down his back.

Mary gave Joe a Mexican Blanket to get back at him for the donkey punch he gave her.

by meagan F August 16, 2008

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Blankets

The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.

I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.

by RumblingCactus1 August 17, 2010

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Blankenbaker

Very rare last name. Mostly from Germany. Many Blankenbaker's are funny and stand up for their family. Love to have a good time and know when enough is enough.

"Dude did you see that family! They look like Blankenbaker's."

by dubsteplover September 14, 2011

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Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.

Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.

by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018

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When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

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