Blankenbaker 

Very rare last name. Mostly from Germany. Many Blankenbaker's are funny and stand up for their family. Love to have a good time and know when enough is enough.

"Dude did you see that family! They look like Blankenbaker's."

Blankenbaker by dubsteplover September 14, 2011

blakenbaker 

BLEY-kin-bey-ker
noun
The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.

When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.

I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.

Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.

Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.

blakenbaker by Tacud June 1, 2010