LAMESTER

when u wanna call somebody LAME, instead of sayin ''She is so LAME'' just say LAMESTER !!

you tell ur friend: She is so lame
now u say: LAMESTER!

by honey-bear July 8, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.

When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.

by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010

ghetto blaster

a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.

"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"

by ghetto blaster August 6, 2006

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

babester

term of endearment; combination of baby and hamster

Girl- "Babester I love you"

by Baby Hamster December 9, 2008

ghetto blaster

a radio or boombox;pro skater Chad Muska has one of these

Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.

by James Grimmer January 17, 2004

Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.

Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!

by Your mother's worst nightmare May 18, 2010