Bedford boys

Bedford boys is no far from a torture house filled will shit teachers and a bunch of gays. You’re surrounded by posh twats that think wearing a Schoffel is “drip” and getting with a BGS pupil is a flex. Their +25 grand a year school fees is nothing but fraud, their sporting reputation is near the worst and their grades are far from the best. If you are ever at Bedord school just know you’re always a few meters away from a nitty shooting up heroin in a back alley, however they’re probally enjoying life much more than a Bedford pupil which is being forced to sing hymns in a chapel. The majority of Bedford boys won’t loose their virginity until they’re 35 and it’ll only be to a prostitute they bought on their dads card.

Bedford boys are a bunch of posh twats that get hard when seeing a female.

by A Bedfordian April 28, 2022

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

Befored

Before, originated in a misspelled e-mail between to bored software engineers.

I've never done that postion befored.

by Adrian December 10, 2003

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009

beuford butt-buster

The act of motor boating one's anus, usually in a licentious manner. A close relative of the rim job.

Bill beuford butt-busted Bob in a bar.

by excusemyasshole February 1, 2010