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crazy old white redneck that lives in Midlothian Il; phone # is 535-7648! HAHAHAHAHA! ask for jamal. say uve got his drugs.
Beuford:
Your no good. I told u already, i will bash your face in. There aint no goddamn jamal here u mexicans.

You:
But, I have his drugs! Beuford your a crazy old redneck

beuford butt-buster 

The act of motor boating one's anus, usually in a licentious manner. A close relative of the rim job.
Bill beuford butt-busted Bob in a bar.

big beuford 

A big Penis with a giant load squirting out.
You know when your jerking off and some goes all in your eye or hits the ceiling... or gets in your hair I call that a big beuford
big beuford by Atown999 September 15, 2008

Alabama chunky beuford 

A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).
She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...

Bedford High school 

Bedford High School... where do I begin?
1. We have a threat almost every week.

2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon

3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.

4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.

5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle

6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it

7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.

8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.

9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”
“I hate Bedford High School, the school sucks.”
“Damn man that’s the worst.”

bedford nh 

A stereotypical rich ass white town in southern New Hampshire
Bedford NH? That bitch town full of money? Ya, I'm from there
bedford nh by BHShuman March 28, 2015

Bedford High School 

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.
Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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