equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

equator belt size by Doorshine January 11, 2008

Douche Belt 

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

Douche Belt by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

Boner belt by Purvanator November 2, 2014

reflective belt 

A reflective belt is the iconic symbol that unifies US military members in brotherly anger and hatred. It is the symbol of everything nonsensical. It is the most well-recognized banner of the Global War on Terror. Leaders think it makes you invincible and they convince n00bs that they are invincible while wearing it. Accountable for countless injuries. Also known as an "invincibility belt."

"Dude, where's your reflective belt? We're in a war zone you know..."

reflective belt by Swiftshade April 7, 2016

IOR belt buckle 

When a man stretches his balls up above the waistline of his pants, and lays them over the fly, forming a belt buckle of ball sack. Normally, the wearer of the IOR belt buckle will hide it with his shirt, go up to unsuspecting people, ask " check out my new belt buckle", and surprise them with testicular goodness. This maneuver is more easily accomplished with older men, as their scrotums are usually saggy and more pliable. Younger men can perform this, but it takes much stretching and conditioning to accomplish, which they may regret later in life.

Aaron made Brandy horny when he showed her the IOR belt buckle; turns out that Brandy is a huge ball lover.

IOR belt buckle by merikafuckyea July 22, 2017

Turtle Belt 

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.

I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.

Turtle Belt by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018

White Belt Wasted 

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

White Belt Wasted by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018