dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

Bauer story

A Bauer story is a story or a joke that the listener intends on it continuing but just ends with out a punch line or resolution. The ending is always not funny and everyone gets made that this person just wasted everyones time.

1st guy- This guy asks for Bavarian creme pie and they were all out and the manager was like is apple ok?
2nd guy-wow what a bauer story

by asdcasd December 28, 2007

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

Pulling a Beaudry

1. Feigning an injury as an excuse for screwing something up; then proceeding to confuse even your own injuries because they aren't real.

1. Dude, he missed the tackle and is totally Pulling a Beaudry.

2. He had a bad game but "his left, wait... his right ankle hurts", he's Pulling a Beaudry.

by Marine City Football June 19, 2009

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

beaner's brownie

when you are eating out a girl's asshole and it gets so intense that she shits all over your face, especially when she has diarrhea. you then take the shit and make it into a batter, and make brownies.

she beaner's brownied all over face

by hoogalybear March 7, 2011