Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name

Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?

by R3alities January 26, 2017

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

Beater

an Asian woman that wants asian beer

I want beater, I buy and I go get dwunk.

by Shaneathon80 December 4, 2020