Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beach haven

basically the beverly hills of all beaches. your beach house is probably bigger than anyone of your friend's. you grew up going to fantasy island and mr. tee's, and if you were lucky you would be able to eat at chicken or the egg for breakfast. but if not, then defenitly shore good donuts, because those things are the shit. you ride your bike or longboard everywhere. two words: bay. village. the best fucking shopping center in the world. those elephant ears are to die for. and don't lie, you get a henna tattoo everytime you're there. you don't mind spending $2,000 in island gypsy. it's not the most you've spent in a store. beach haven is home to the best restaurants in the world. when you heard those bells ring, you dashed all the way to the street to get ice cream. you always go to the bayside to watch the sunset. beach haven is your home. you fucking love it. you wouldn't trade it for the world.

lauren: i finally get to feel like what it's like to be rich. my family is renting a beach house in beach haven!

anna: oh that's funny, because i think it's mine...

by 🌞🌻 April 4, 2017

beach out

to go for an outing on the beach

dami,can we beach out for easter this year?

by Teo_amodeni April 25, 2017

Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 6, 2011

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017

Beach Season

The motivation some need to sculpt art, we know as the body. Generally, refers to the time of year where young adults of both sex hit the gym in a strive to getting those love handles off and 8-packs out. This requires an enormous amount of motivation and dedication to diet and gym. This is a key process in order to attract other young adults.

Beach Season

by tankap14 May 17, 2011

Daytona Beach

A city that tries too hard to be important again like a celebrity who can't understand that they're not famous anymore. Trying to reverse the aging process, the city has opted for botox in the form of One Daytona BUT YOUR WRINKLES STILL SHOW

Person 1: Bruh you can find cracks in the buildings, crack in the streets and crackheads on the corner.

Person 2: Duuuuuuude you just be in Daytona Beach!

by Corned Beef and Cabbage March 15, 2019