barfocals

The phenomenon whereupon people appear to become better looking the drunker you get. See also beer goggles.

I could tell Josh had his barfocals on when he started hitting on the local bar skank.

by nostrilnick January 11, 2017

Barf Garth

A boy who is very clingy, but does not really know anything about you, and overly uses inappropriate compliments in random contexts to try to get you to go out with him. He also gets mad you when you can't drop everything to be able to go out, as he realizes his gross compliments have failed. Gets mad fro a day, then it all starts over again the next morning.

omg that guy last night was such a barf garth.

by london2018 February 21, 2017

barfista

A slave/Guardian for someone. Mainly like a spy who tell's his "master" what people say about his Master.

You're like his barfista!!!

by Geegee12381827271827300011818 June 6, 2017

barffbagged

1. Throwing up in a vagina for any reason.

James: Last night I got so drunk I think I barffbagged that hoe.

Joe: That's gross ! I did that last month when my wife started her period when I ate her out.

by obsidian zombie October 27, 2017

Barefooted

The opposite if keeping your shoes on.To be committed to a relationship,but mostly to a bad one.To have kids,Marriage, to share a residence.To have mulitple responibilites beyond yourself.A permanent state of being.

Okay let me get this right.You got a wife and a baby motha on the side and you paying mad child support.Yo! You are barefooted as hell fam.

by Mr,Shoes December 14, 2017

barfenson syndrome

someone who has the uncontrolable urge to eat sweet corn and pringles.

this nigga got ole barfenson syndrome

by Bushdeednineleven May 8, 2018

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018