bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages

After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.

by theCroweeffect July 17, 2010

Barmer's Tan

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.

Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.

by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011

Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.

Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.

by rare flower August 11, 2010

Beaver Barber

Where your girlfriend goes to get a trim.

Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.

by Jay-Jo November 20, 2010

barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011

barker

An unattractive person; One who resembles a dog.

Where does Geoff get these girls? I thought the last one was bad, but this one is a real barker!

by TheDubiousDrDan July 22, 2015