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Australian Taco 

When 2 Australian men and one Australian women with Syphilis they will come together and use her ass as the taco shell she queefs her green vaginal water into the taco making the lettuce like the Sour Apple Smoothie and then one of the men takes a shit in her ass making the taco meat almost alike to the Alabama Hot Pocket and then for the cheese the man will pee in her ass and ass its all sliding out they both jump in to eat
Q:Dante why are you throwing up?

A:Long story short I was hungry, I ate and I didn't like the food
Q:So why is Brian throwing up too?
A:We both ate a bad taco
Q:A bad taco? Did you share one? and why the hell wont Kendyl get out of the shower?
A:Look like I told you we were hungry, we ate, we didn't like it but atleast we tried something new now stop asking question

Q: NO tell me what happen
A:We tried out an Australian Taco please don't tell anyone!
I cant believe you
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Australian Fist Pump

It's like a regular fist pump only it's "Down Under." Can be used to describe masturbating or getting a handjob.
I didn't go out last night, just stayed at home watched Martha Stewart and Australian Fist pumped
Australian Fist Pump by BCBrando November 8, 2010

Australian Kiss 

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.
You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.
Australian Kiss by KC. Slip April 17, 2009

Australian Toilet 

When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)
I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet
Australian Toilet by CJ W July 29, 2007

Australian Hot pocket 

To take a shit on a girls pussy and use the poop for lube. Thus making her pussy very warm and gooey like a hotpocket.
Dude, you Australian hot pocketed her that must have been nasty.
Australian Hot pocket by UPKPP April 26, 2009

Australian Rules football 

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.

Australian spirit 

The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it
The Australian spirit in action:

Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"

Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"
Australian spirit by bundybazza January 14, 2009