by Jermeshia Ames February 10, 2004
(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"
Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"
Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"
Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"
Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
by Crotcheola December 08, 2010
An obviously racist term for watermelon. If any more explanation is necessary, you live a hopelessly sheltered life.
It was a hot August night so pappy jumped in the Model T and went down to the fruit stand to by a nigger apple. I sure do loves me a give juicy chunk of nigger apple.
by catch22713 May 16, 2005
The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.
by Cranberryjuicer January 06, 2016
If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,
She can wobble,
She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,
She can wobble,
She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.
by ~spoooogyny~ May 11, 2020