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anus blower 

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied
Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"
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anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
anus muffin by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016
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Anus Aurora 

The act of varying when performing ass to mouth.
Everything was going well antill he produced the most putrid anus aurora I have ever encountered
Anus Aurora by Shymolly1988 January 23, 2017

anus supreme 

that feeling you get when you're triggered beyond compare. At the same time you're really fricken exited. Typically used while texting (but you have to say it as you're typing or else you don't mean it.
DUDE IM GOING TO CAMP WITH YOU!

ANUS SUPREMEEEEEEEEEE!!!
anus supreme by anus supreme February 28, 2017

anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
anus model by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017

anus buster 

The action of inserting your entire skull into someones rectum and wearing their ass as a hat. Often leading to severe constipation.
Wow, the anus buster turned my nigger dick into a bigger nick.
anus buster by Theshizzhole April 7, 2017

anus bleacher 

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher
anus bleacher by Pppppachi October 14, 2017