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Absolute Ace

Refers to someone of amazing, unsurpassable skills in many different fields.
by TY 🌹 July 13, 2021
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absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.
Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.
by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021
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Abston

An adjective or name usually given to someone who is super cool, sporty, popular and sus. People usually wear blue shoes to symbolise that they are an Abston.
“Hey! did you hear about that new kid that joined our schools basketball team?”

“Yeah! He’s such an Abston.”
by Scunter4life August 16, 2021
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Absorbogender

This is a gender identity where you absorb and usurp the gender identity of other people, resetting them to their sex assigned at birth.
PERSON 1: Hi, I'm non-binary, I go by they/them

PERSON 2: Not anymore

PERSON 1: Excuse me, what?

PERSON 2: I am absorbogender, meaning I absorbed your gender identity and you have been reset to your sex assigned at birth. Respect my existence, or expect my resistance, bigot

PERSON 1: Wow, sorry I didn't know. So stunning and brave!
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Absolute solver

The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".

Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.

Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….
by cheesegameridk March 20, 2023
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generalized abstract nonsense

The term "generalized abstract nonsense" is usually jokingly (and endearingly) applied to topics in mathematics of very high abstraction level, mostly category theory. It probably refers to the fact that some concepts in category theory can abstract away so far from the actual mathematical structures that are described as to lose all connection to the actual meat of the matter.
Yoneda's lemma is just generalized abstract nonsense.
by Dominique U March 10, 2018
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absofuckingloutly

an agreement,between 2 or more people.
like when your friend asks you if you like like boobs and your like absofuckingloutly.(Not just absoulutly but absofuckingloutly
by Josho n' chris January 10, 2004
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