idiot bait

(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.

Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.

Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.

by Mike Grant October 23, 2007

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IDNA

Abbreviation for "I Do Not Approve"

This abbreviation is the negation to I Approve.

Usually when something terrible happens. This varies from but is not limited to: an old grandma/grandpa wearing a thong at the beach or remaining stuck in a parallel parking spot because the two douches left you no room to leave.

Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Holy fu..

Person 2: What happened?

Chick 1: Don't look behind you..

Person 2: Why not? *looks* Ahh! Seriously is that old dude wearing a banana hammock?

Chick 1: That killed me a little on the inside, IDNA.

Scenario 2:

Man, this is dirty how am I suppose to get out of the parking spot?? IDNA. Oh well, they can say goodbye to their shiny new rims.

by Random Stef April 8, 2010

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