Winning again

When life hands you more than one small victory, usually something trivial. Should be accompanied by an exaggerated fist pump.

Ordered nachos, given nacho supreme. Order Corona, get Dos Equis at same price. Winning again!

by Huckster Girl June 23, 2016

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Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

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wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

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Winningest is an adjective invented by loudmouth sports fans used to brag about their team’s past record. It is used to reflect their team’s past victories to deflect from their team’s current failures.

Nobody says a team is the ‘winningest’ unless their recent statistics are laden with failure.

The University Of Michigan is the winningest team in college football! (They haven’t won squat in 2 decades)

We have the winningest team in history! (Going back to when there were only a handful of teams & blacks weren’t allowed to play yet)

by Cellblockearth October 17, 2021

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