Weaver

A word often used to describe a very unethical, very gay act. Slipping a dude a roofie, prison raping him, walking him up and offering him some home made fudge... just wrong on so many levels.

Wow that guy is such a douchebag, yeah but look that giant homo is gonna give him a weaver... hmm tragic

by anonomus 5000 January 2, 2008

weeper

A word that everyone else is okay to define because everyone is secretly a racist.

"That weeper is sad because that welfare check didn't come in this month."
"Look at that weeper over there stealing those breadsticks."
"Damn weeper, sorry for your luck. That bitch is pregnant."

by Leroi Carlisle December 27, 2011

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

weezer

A great emo band that's best album is by far their self titled CD, commonly referred to as "The Blue Album". Ignore some of the other idiots who think they are too cool and 'hardcore' for Weezer.

Say It Ain't So, My Name Is Jonas, The Sweater Song, Only In Dreams, and In The Garage are some of the best Weezer songs.

by TylerDurden2001 April 15, 2003

Weezer Fan

A person how is short with blonde hair and plays flute.

Ava is a Weezer fan.

by Why are all of these taken September 12, 2021

Basket Weaver

A citizen or someone of the country of Peru. AKA Julio Mendoza

Julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver. i dont give a damn how hot your hair is!

by Malcolm Malobolabo October 4, 2004

weeker

When you get high seven days in a row.

"Man I just pulled a weeker."
"How was it?"
"Seven days man, crazy."

by @si@n January 7, 2008