Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.

"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."

by Gnmuller November 29, 2021

Chunk washer

A person who washes their clothes with human waste in the washer

I think it’s a little too late for the chunk washer

by Thechunkwasher March 29, 2022

Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer

My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer

by team anal May 5, 2014

bobby knight wasted

The act of becoming so drunkly angry that one succumbs to the urge to throw various pieces of furniture across any given room.

After a failed attempt to kiss that girl last night, Danny got so Bobby Knight wasted that he threw an armchair across our hotel room.

by Danny Knight May 13, 2014

saco de wasted

In South America, a "saco de wasted" is a saco de huevas ('sack of balls' in english) that is wasted. Instead of the usual "saco de huevas" (which means an extremely stupid and egocentric guy), this stupid mf is wasted.

ayer ví a un saco de wasted. el muy weón no paraba de empujar a la gente.

by chileanchicken August 13, 2018

White Belt Wasted

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018