Waffidence

Waffidence-when someones confidence is hightened by substance abuse from cocaine (waff/sniff/powder/charlie/nostrilsugar)

You can tell that he has a lot of Waffidence about him tonight.

by Charlie_Bear November 16, 2014

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

Wafeeqa

She's probably one of the most dumbest and smartest people you could ever meet. The odds are, she probably shortens her name to a nickname because calling her full name is both scary and if you pronounce it right without any anger directed at her, she feels more like an extraterrestrial than a homo sapien. She may be impulsive at times but overthinks a lot as well.

Wafeeqa, I hope you make your namesake go down in history but not with your cringe anxiety driven behaviour.

by hazardous_waffle November 23, 2021

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

Waffle realms

Amongst the caves of waffle

Lurking ogres devour waffle

In a gruesome sort of way

Above and beneath, piles of waffle

Winged ogres cook waffles

Before long you’ll love waffles too

And become a waffle merchant

Are you amongst the waffle realms

by Mxinion is a waffle merchant December 11, 2022

Wafflenomicon

The book in which wafflenomics is taught and learned from

"Hey dude how you learn to waffle like that?"

"Wafflenomicon" dude it taught me the way"

by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul August 8, 2023