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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner 

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

Anthony Weiner

To implode spectacularly on the public stage through exposure of surreptitious activity, especially through creeping on the Internet.
Pundit: "That Congressman really pulled an Anthony Weiner, didn't he?"
Anthony Weiner by arlingtonrap December 9, 2011

penis weiner fart lol poopoo 

when u shidid and cumd lol 😂 😂 😂 ehfnxjdkfkanns BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bryehbrncn bruj bruh bruh
bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part

aussie weiner 

Australia's giant dick that can be seen in space.
Try going google maps and type Menheere Brothers (presumably an intersection) in Victoria, Australia. Go a bit north and their must be a dry lake bed of Lake Victoria or a more specific location is the Lonsdale Lakes Wildlife Reserve, then go northwest.
Cosmonaut Photographer; Time to take HD Pics of Victoria, Australia....what is that?!
Astronaut Photographer; I know, it's the Aussie Weiner.

Texas Weiner 

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.
And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.
Texas Weiner by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
Squeeze Weiner by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017

Pulled a Weiner 

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
Pulled a Weiner by TNunnster June 15, 2011