Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.

Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!

by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004

vale

a straight up g, someone who everyone respects, usually out of fear, unless your a lady you just wanna get with him

"dude that vale the other day.."
"yeah he was packin it big time"
g beast gangsta pimp balla playa man thug

by yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 20, 2009

Vale

A cute nice girl who is dating an asshole.

"Dude, that girl is so cute and nice... but look at his boyfriend. He's a complete moronic asshole"
"Yeah, she's a Vale"

by valelover March 17, 2013

Valdeolivar

Wierd animal interested in Disney attractions, and counting all the mouse heads. Is known to get mice angry enough to give the finger. Can reach enormous sizes.

Wow look at that Valdeolivar, it sure has big CHEEKS

by Profanity Mouse February 18, 2004

vagueginna

Used to describe when a womans downstairs is censored by being blurred out.

So I was watching cops and they caught this nudist chick and when she turned around all I saw was a vagueginna. I was dissapointed to say the least.

by Alix McQ October 10, 2008

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

Valce

Usually at a moment of great significance for a male where there is potentially room for great emotion- and the dude cries.

Everybody else manages to keep it together and front their masculinity- but there is that one dude that actually has real tears...and really actually cries.

In severe cases he may even blub all over another person in a strong embrace, sometimes really loudly...as he cries.

He is Valce.

I dunno man like I actually thought I loved her so when she just dumped me like that...I did a Valce.

Yehh man it sucked so bad saying bye to everyone...I was Valce at the end.

I can't let the whole team know the truth, its gonna be so bad that at least one of them will be Valce.

by guntherman July 16, 2009