Twitter Hubris

1. The act of over-tweeting pointless details of one's own personal life and/or opinions. You can often recognize a person with Twitter Hubris as you scroll through your timeline and realize that every other tweet is from that same person. Twitter Hubris can sometimes lead to one's own downfall.

2. Tweeting with delusions of grandeur, arrogance, and/or pride.

1. @Ochocinco's Twitter Hubris has been quieted by his poor performance season with the Patriots.

2. Inebriation, rude people and/or bad customer service are common triggers for @Chrissyteigen's Twitter Hubris

by sdkliving November 15, 2011

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009

Twitter Regret

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.

Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.

by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023

Twitter hoe

A girl who looks like a 10 in pictures but in real life is a 5 or less

I was direct messaging this girl on Twitter and she's super hot. Then we met up for a date and I figured out she was a Twitter hoe.

by Sir_BMyers September 7, 2016

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.

I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios

by JerryMouse July 11, 2017

Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.

Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021