Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

turkey snob

a person who will only eat deli sliced fresh turkey. Refuses to eat pre-packaged Turkey

I offered to make her a Turkey sandwich, "she asked is it from the deli, fresh sliced?" I said no she said "no thanks i'm a turkey snob!"

by push1974 February 20, 2010

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannni December 14, 2008

Turkey Dinner

Reach your fist up into another's anus, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl's vagina. Rinse. Repeat. Turkey dinner.

I totally gave Amy a Turkey Dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh*t before I sent her home...

by G money l.a. December 30, 2013

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009