turd brown 

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

turd brown by Richard Black March 12, 2005

turd burglar

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

turd burglar by Buzz K December 28, 2005

turd bully

one that sodomizes with utter disrespect for turds residing within the colon, turds are rudely shoved to the side or backwards, in essence turds are bullied by the penis or phallus in use

1.turd, you had better move, I am comeing in
2.turd, get the fuck out of my way
3.last night was painful, I hooked up with some turd bully that donkey punched me

turd bully by buddyluv January 4, 2004

turd taco 

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.

1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!

turd taco by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006

turd burglar

This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.

Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.

turd burglar by Duece Dropper May 2, 2011

turd pusher 

Yet another name for a Homosexual Male.

Chris is a turd pusher, therefore he sticks his penis up other mens' bottoms.

turd pusher by darkfortune August 31, 2006

turd burglar

A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.

Man that guy is a turd-burglar

turd burglar by Anonymous October 29, 2003