A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
by Phatea October 22, 2018
Get the howell turd mug.An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
Get the turd hound mug.A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.
by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022
Get the Fuzz Turd mug.A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
Get the Turd Texter mug.The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
Get the Turd Beanie mug.In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
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A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
by Stiffboy May 9, 2005
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