California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

Traffic mukillukuty

Traffic mukillukuty is an american wanna be rapper from ENLEWOOD TN.... while his ep "past present and future"hasnt been released it is sure to be a multi platinum record by october 2012..
Card subject to change . Explination: mukillukuty has many enemies and could very well be killed before the album's release date.

Traffic mukillukuty will mount you like a dear.

by Ďick shaver May 25, 2021

Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

Foot Traffic

A crowd of people walking in multiple directions, causing people to dodge, duck, and slow down while on their way from point A to point B.

Elias was walking to his class when he slowed down due to foot traffic.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse December 18, 2022

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022