I was thonged

"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.

I was thonged by my girlfriend.

by Thatsawkward. December 7, 2016

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Limerick Educate Together

Limerick Educate Together or LETSS is the shittest school in limerick city. It is riddled with pedos and junkies. If you get expelled from your old school, sure enough your ending up in Limerick Educate Together. They claim to care about your mental health, but that gets thrown out the window when the suicidal person gets caught vaping. You can expect meetings about basic human hygiene every 2 weeks because everyone in this school is a genuine barbarian who’s parents didn’t love them enough to toilet train them. Everyone smells like they just took a bath in cow shit. The teachers are college students who don’t know how to teach and couldn’t control a class of 13 year olds if their life depended on it.

“Man that guys such a smelly prick”
“Yea, he probably goes to Limerick Educate Together”

by anonymous July 21, 2022

tinger

A shot in NHL 08 that goes off the post/cross bar etc., resulting in a "ting" noise.

"Wow, nice shot... that was a dirty tinger."

by myltke January 9, 2008

happy together

people who are happy when they are together

Me and tori are in love and are happy together!

by blayney May 23, 2006

get your shit together

Be consistent

A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.

B.Do you eat fish ?

A.Yes

B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?

A.Oh...

B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

by limaras March 21, 2010