tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon

“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf”

by FeralKat September 13, 2021

Tomboy Tuesday

The First Tuesday of every month

P1: "Ayo, P2, It's Tomboy tuesday!"
P2: "Hell yea!"

by TomboyLover28 October 5, 2021

The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.

"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"

by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012

permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013

Tampon

A person From Tampa

Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.

by Tito2holla June 22, 2008

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015