Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.
When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:
"When did you color your hair green!"
"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"
"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"
"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
"When did you color your hair green!"
"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"
"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"
"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
by Professor Mac Plum September 19, 2013
Get the time bombing mug.Usually tall. Very intelligent and mature. Seems like an uptight person but when you know her she's goofy and playful all the time. She's a low key stoner. Eats a lot but never gains weight. Very strong mentally.
by Zion1008 December 22, 2016
Get the timecia mug.The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)
Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party”
Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...
Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*
Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...
Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*
Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019
Get the time torch mug.She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.
She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 7, 2022
Get the Tied and Denied mug.Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.
Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
by @theosus January 22, 2009
Get the furlough time mug.Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009
Get the hay time mug.When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010
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