Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

tough titties

1; tough shit
2; unlucky
3; gutted

a: i got shot blood
b: tough titties

by mr mayor November 28, 2004

Tough Tits

A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’

Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause

Margret: ....YEES!

Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?

Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!

Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.

by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005

black thought

Black Thought is the lead rapper of the hip hop band The Roots. In my opinion Black Thought is also the best rapper ever. The reason I think that is because Black Thought has NEVER, and I mean NEVER, disappointed me! I have all of their albums also so I've heard pretty much all of his stuff.

"The Game Theory" August 29,2006

"Look, my eyes open ‘cause I'm really a rocksmith
And when inviting my thoughts, I'm really unboxin'
My main adversary in this silly concoction
Freeze your face like bosilium toxin
If you ain't tryin' to get popped, then give me a option
Helicopters choppin' from Philly to Compton
The Jones is the richest since dismissin' the Johnson's
If you ain't sayin' nothin', you a system's accomplice
It should play with your conscience, do away with the nonsense
I'm overseeing anything within my circumference
This ain't a press junket, I ain't seekin' responses
I stand where the people got the heat in they pocket
You mesmerized by the calm nonchalant-ness
I spit a dart, rub on some John Hitchcock shit
If you ain't speakin' your life, your rhyme's adopted
If it don't feel right, then stop it, you nahmsayin'?"
- "Don't Feel Right" off of Game Theory!

Black Thought > your favorite MC

by AdamL July 9, 2006

Facebook Tough Guy

A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.

Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.

Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.

by DoubleBeetnick January 10, 2009

Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k June 21, 2008

put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.

You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.

by Alex Stockwell December 3, 2007