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Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.
guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea
by lord sion October 16, 2008
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Texas Bean Burrito

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
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Teetas

Reaaaaally saggy boobs.
Daaaaaamn she got teetas fo a 12 year old!
by Bigphatoof July 3, 2018
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East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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San Leon, Texas

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013
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texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder
"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."
by Chilididog December 17, 2006
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Texas bama

What you make when you mix that Negro with that Creole.

Aka Beyoncé.
If you're from Texas and you're a little bit country and a little bit hood, you just may be a Texas bama.
by northwestbluivy September 24, 2016
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