Teaspoon Sugarpenis

A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.

My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...

by pee man with xray vision December 27, 2017

TeAsia

ian gone hold you… nobody cares about what ya name mean. she just want her thanksgiving plate.

TeAsia doesn’t care about what ya name mean.. she wants her Thanksgiving plate.

by kaayrk November 25, 2021

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

by Hpodity March 26, 2010

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.

Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."

by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011

TeaShirt

The type of shirts worn by "TeaBagging" TeaParty Members...

Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...

by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009

tehar

a way to express laughter. such as haha or lol

kelsey- today i feel down the stairs
carly- tehar tehar

by Kelsey and Carly October 2, 2005