Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face

by anonymous September 19, 2003

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004

hollywood

A name for someone who acts "high and mighty" or "high-falutin", someone who thinks that they are better than everyone else and has no time to associate with people.

"Do you know Chris, the star of the football team?"

"Yea, that nigga hella hollywood"

by Princess La-La November 15, 2007

"Hollywood" Dave Stann

One of the best blackjack players in the world! Also, he's very hot.

"Hollywood" Dave Stann rocks even though he lost to Charlene Ono. Who cares, she's a porker.

by "Goats" March 29, 2005

Hollywood Undead

A "band" of six skinny white males attempting to rap. Their raps consist of shouting the word "forties" and "Bitchez" and are, according to most of the deluded and socially butt raped contributors to this definition, one of the best bands ever. What a load of fucking drivel. And what's up with the masks? Are they wannabe Slipknot now, aswell as wannabe D12 and Insane Clown Posse?

So what happened to Hollywood Undead, anyways?

by pseudice August 28, 2010

Hollywood Undead

Probably the worst band ever formed. For people who don't know them, thank god for you, it's pretty much cliche rap mixed with some type of metalcore. When I say cliche rap, I mean most of TODAYS rap, meaning that all I hear in the lyrics is "haters", "bitches", "faggots", killing those said people, sex, and drugs. That one song about whoevers "weenie" is so annoying as shit. If I was religious, I would pray for them and their retarded, brainless "fans", but sadly for them, I am not.

Person 1: let's listen to some Hollywood Undead!
Person 2: how about we listen to some real music, like Megadeth, or Between The Buried And Me?
Person 1: who?
Person 2: *punches person 1 in face* I'm sorry for you.

by 12083127 February 7, 2010

LOLlywood

LOLlywood
Derived from combining LOL with Hollywood to denote the stupidity of media conglomerate movie making business tactics and the active, conscious dumbing down of filmmaking and audiences. Essentially, putting spectacle over filmcraft and media ethic. Anything the "big 6" in control of Hollywood does, most of it being stupid.

History: coined by movie director Jessica Mae Stover on her blog about filmmaking and "@JSto" Twitter feed.

Stover also uses synonyms: LOLmovie, LOLfilmmaking to denote similar infractions and absurdities

Newspaper headline: "In development: 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' and 'Let Me In'...
JSto: "In development?! If you're going to watch it, watch the actual films and not the dumb Americanized LOLlywood versions being plotted"

LOLlywood Producer: Hey I'm going to jagoff to Variety's announcement of my new film, Wild Wild West II!

Director: I have the rights to 'The Lord of the Rings'.

LOLlywood Exec: Great! We have a contract with Vin Diesel, he can play Gandalf!

by Dwarfin September 10, 2010