Switch mafuck

It when you go to one room to another to grab a object then two the other room and go back to the same room because you grabes the wrong thing and bring to the next room over and bring another object to the first room.

“I had To bring one object to one room and bring another object to the first room it a big switch mafuck”.

by L. O. L May 18, 2021

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.

Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 4, 2021

switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.

"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"

by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.

Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.

by DrNufario April 4, 2011