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Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.
"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Stripper Whipped

When you go to an exotic venue that has multiple ladies conducting erotic choreographed dance moves in their sexiest outfit. Soon one dancer will catch you starring and invite you to the back for VIP dances. Before you know it, you are Stripper Whipped. She has got you!! Many scholars have attempted to figure ways to get out of this phenomenon. Unfortunately, there is no answer. Only cure is when you give away all your money and dignity to them. They will walk away and have you wanting more.
Bro I went to a strip club last night. I got super Stripper Whipped and fell in love with her. Spent all my rent and lunch money on her. I'm broke as a joke son!!
by One man party!! June 16, 2024
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Sometimes stripper

ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’s dead broke to make 100 dollars
JASSS ALWAYS BROKE HOW IF U HAVE A PUSSY SHE A SOMETIMES STRIPPER SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE DEAD BROKE
by NOT THE GAS November 23, 2021
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Stripper

The perfect person to talk to about your day or even your problems that requires a little larger of a tip afterwards because they are basically naked
What happened

I just talked to a stripper and they are so much better in person than what I thought
by Vulnerable fetish May 20, 2022
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Stripper Licking

instead of just saying goodnight, ask?, Stripper Licking?
always moving the conversation forward, enhancing both behaviors and communication, always consensual and forthright

“We don’t take too kindly to stripper licking speeders around here” when popo here at your window for over the posted limit and winks at enhanced good time
by Allah Alan July 27, 2025
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ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off
He works harder than an ugly stripper
by anonymous July 27, 2023
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