A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 05, 2021
Those blue stripper shoes was at Mega
by ElectraHerz February 02, 2022
The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
by TheJestersBlog January 19, 2023
They're a new style that started from January 1st 2024, most people don't know what the style is. However though, every single Meepcity school server today I gone to had them. I couldn't find a single Meepcity school server without, a Roblox stripper dancing there. The Female strippers usually wear bikinis, fishnets, maid outfits, princess skirts, etc, while the male strippers usually wear boxers or sometimes completely naked. Some are even in Royale High trading servers, begging for diamonds and saying "ABC FOR A ROBLOX STRIPPER WOMAN/MAN!" and etc. The ones at Meepcity however are just as bad.
by Kuomio January 04, 2024
To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?
Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
by Ben Dover Nputin April 08, 2014